You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

The breakfast of champions is not cereal it's the opposition.

I started my career as a swimsuit model. My first big break in America was 2007, 'Sports Illustrated' Swimsuit Issue.

I define fear as standing across the ring from Joe Louis and knowing he wants to go home early.

New ideas are one of the most overrated concepts of our time. Most of the important ideas that we live with aren't new at all.

no job is a good job if it isn't good for you.

Napoleon is always right.

What is the most challenging is the industry of fashion is pushing for speedy consumption.

I guess you could say I'm what this country is all about.

It is always with the best intentions that the worst work is done.

Christmas is telling time-wondering time. Wonder enough about it, and you'll know, and you'll tell about it.