You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

If it has anything to do with me, it has nothing to do with sacrifice.

Then he kissed her so deeply and so completely that she felt like she was falling, floating, spiraling down, down, down, like Alice in Wonderland.

Time passes you say, But no! Alas, time is staying and we pass by.

I don't think there's much point in putting me a deep, dark, heavy, emotional film because there are people who do it so much better than I do.

Joy is big. Joy lives in your own drunken electrons, billions of them, spinning and dancing without end in their own intimate Universe, longing for You.

I love New York, but being there the whole year, it gets a little crazy with the speed and rhythm of things.

If you didn't believe in objective truth, arguments would be just toys, or games, or jokes.

If you're a black man, they really call you out and have you deal with them.

I want to thank GOD for everything he as done for me cause without him none of this wouldn't be possible.

Republicans in Congress boosted the economy by cutting taxes and ending programs that don't work.