You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

You were free, you are free and you will be free.

Do not go gentle. So I fight. I fight the only way I know how.

When you have a good heart, kindness becomes a responsibility you take up.

If you know you can do it - if you can already chart every day in your future - then why bother? Choose to do something you have more trouble imagining. Take a chance.

Obviously there was Keith Haring and Robert Mapplethorpe, but Howard was on the brink of becoming a famous director - it didn't happen because he died.

We can only win by giving everything and being ready to defeat the adversary with fiery aggression.

Though love is instinctive, it cannot develop without a certain stimulus and use.

And now," cried Max, "let the wild rumpus start!

In the theatre, every form once born is mortal; every form must be reconceived, and its new conception will bear the marks of all the influences that surround it.

Doctors put drugs of which they know little into bodies of which they know less for diseases of which they know nothing at all.