You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

You are a message to the world make sure it is motivating.

That is morality, I make myself imagine that it is personal.

The woman who can create her own job is the woman who will win fame and fortune.

Our focus on the investigation is really wide-ranging. And we can't limit it to just one point in time.

A man's memory may almost become the art of continually varying and misrepresenting his past, according to his interest in the present.

If I just do it, it will take less time than telling someone what I'm thinking, and have them free associate, and then come back to me and I'll hate it and I'll have to redo it.

People have a lot less leniency for some reason for women straying from a relationship than they do for men.

I speak to women's groups, Chambers of Commerce, manufacturing organizations. Just did the Mike Huckabee Show. I do about two speaking engagements a month. I still enjoy travelling.

If you're in high school, just know there is a big world out there and you can be anyone you want to be.

Unless we establish some form of world government, it will not be possible for us to avert a World War III in the future.