You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

Strength isn't about what you can and cannot achieve. It’s about what you will and will not do in order to achieve.

Friendship neither finds nor makes equals.

Procrastination is the thief of time: Year after year it steals, till all are fled.

China is a long caravan, longer and stronger than the Wall.

I was not pleased that Hamas has refused to announce its desire to destroy Israel.

Belief and disbelief have divided humankind into so many sects, blinding its eyes to the vision of the Oneness of all Life.

If all creeds are equally true, then since they are contradictory to one another, they are all equally false, or at least equally uncertain.

I spend a lot of time writing in New York.

you can work together if you try hard.

People are smarter than you think. Give them a chance to prove themselves.