You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

Cosmic Ordering is absent in body but present in spirit.

There is nothing to lose by trying. Define new ways of doing things. Never underestimate the power of an action.

I think at a child's birth if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift that gift should be curiosity.

My job is going to be to direct the film - I'm going to do it. And that's where my job ends.

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God.

I have never seen an employee who jumps out of bed in the morning in order to create shareholder value.

This path that we are now starting will be long, and we must follow it to remind ourselves of the great principles that, in our understanding, should always inspire us.

There was an inquiry just last week about the new Bette Midler show, and I just didn't want to do that.

The old should be explorers, be curious, risk transgression, explore oldness itself.

In companies whose wealth is intellectual capital, networks, rather than hierarchies, are the right organizational design.