You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

There is no power on earth that can neutralize the influence of a high, simple and useful life.

On a selfish basis, I really enjoy sports and activity.

The man with the greatest soul will always face the greatest war with the low minded person.

Every person in America will know what Donald Trump said and what he is doing.

You have to surrender less when you see a film than when you go and see something live.

It's a fundamental aspect of the free enterprise system and economics: If there's no penalty associated with increased costs, why not lay on increased costs?

Walk away from your own preoccupations . . . and see the perishing multitudes.

Doesn't make any difference who we are or what we are, there's always somebody to look down on.

People who eat potatoes will never be able to perform their abilities in whatever job they choose to have.

I wanted to create a place where parents can come and find products that are safe for their children, as well as good for the planet.