You might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

Time in the most powerful thing.Not money, not power, not hope.A person can have everything theydesire but without time they are, all useless.

The priceless gift of life, strength and time is our greatest wealth.

Belief traps or frees us.

I don't have to participate in another culture's ceremonies in order to respect that culture.

Just are the ways of heaven; from Heaven proceed The woes of man: Heaven doom'd the Greeks to bleed.

Practice experiencing your feelings directly and completely by observing them as they move through your mind and body and then letting them go.

From a programmer's point of view, the user is a peripheral that types when you issue a read request.

If I have to be typecast, I'd like it to be as Abraham Lincoln.