You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

The universe doesn’t give you what you ask for with your thoughts - it gives you what you demand with your actions.

That morning he feels fresh-scrubbed and cleansed, as if he is being given yet another opportunity to live his life correctly.

I only had one player in my 33 years of sports that couldn't be traded. He wore No. 23 - and 45 when he played baseball.

I have loved movies as the number one thing in my life so long that I can't ever remember a time when I didn't.

To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy.

In making dinner for a friend, don't forget the love.

I definitely find the technical aspects of post-production generally quite overwhelming.

My mom was really vigorous about making sure that we saw things and that we questioned things. Education was so important to both of my parents.

I refuse to be beaten in any way shape or form, so I'm gonna beat this too.

Human societies, like human beings, live by faith and die when faith dies.