You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

Our knowledge is so limited that often we are not much better than an ape.

Climbing to the top demands strength, whether it is to the top of Mount Everest or to the top of your career.

The very basis of creative work is irreverence! The very basis of creative work is bold experimentation. There has never been a creator of lasting importance who has not also been an innovator.

You've got to be an observer. And you've got to take time to listen to people, talk, to watch what they do.

I'd rather hang out with the losers that would sit and smoke a cigarette than the ones who wanted to throw a baseball.

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Ideas come to people who are receptive to them.

Beyond the town, darker than dark, King Haggard's castle teetered like a lunatic on stilts.

Who you are becoming is more important than what you are accumulating.

It will generally be found that men who are constantly lamenting their ill luck are only reaping the consequences of their own neglect, mismanagement, and improvidence, or want of application.