You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

Never be a pioneer. It's the early Christian that gets the fattest lion.

What have you done?” Shadow asked her, his eyes alive with fear.“I dunno, but I wish I hadn't.

Some foolish people must have a tragedy, for they cannot believe in happy endings

Love is like a colorful street. Let it blossom into the sky like a rainbow by walking it with the ones you Love.

I've worn stilettos since I was 12, so I have abused my feet to the point of no return.

There's something funny about being on a big stage and not making a big effort to fill it up.

Man would not be the finest creature in the world if he were not too fine for it.

Absolute power is absolute power, no matter what it's called.

I'm always trying to see things from different peoples' perspectives, to understand why they love something.

Fill your mind with truth; fill your heart with love; fill your life with service.