You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

The prize is as big as the fight in you to get it.

Giving is an open gate to a great life.

The greatest tragedy to ever happen to a nation is not the incidences of war or terrorism. It's when more bookshops close down and more drinking bars are opened to replace them!

A leader would think that most people overestimate what they can do in a year and underestimate what they can do in ten years.

O hour, of all hours, the most blesse'd upon earth, The bless'd hour of our dinners!

I am a babe for a living.

Religion, after all, is nothing but an hypothesis framed to account for what is evidentially unaccounted for.

The rain sounded like it was washing the whole world away.

Punk rock isn't something you grow out of Punk rock is an attitude, and the essence of that attitude is 'give us some truth'

When filming, I like to travel with an instrument.