You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

On the path to Conquer the throne, some of your pawns must die...If your eyes aim the big kill, you must learn to eat humble pie.

Though I play at the edges of knowing, truly I know our part is not knowing, but looking, and touching, and loving

I'd rather be the jester who adds value to those around me than a King with no vision or intention of making a difference.

In silence you shall face self...and have respect.

All bowmen are caught between heaven and earth, born to discovery, choosing to love and raise their eyes high to a future that is apparent only through the strength of their hope.

If you're a man in your twenties or thirties, and you have yet to make your fortune, I would urge you not to get married.

Some people expect the door of opportunity to be opened with an electric eye.

[W]hat counts is that one perceives excellence and dares to give it expression, which sounds little but is in fact a great deal.

I think it's important to keep the audience interested. But the best advice that I've gotten is to live in the moment. Sometimes you can get too into your head when you're in a scene.

I don't like very young women very much. Never did.