You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

For too long, and despite what people told me, I had fallen for what the culture said about beauty, youth, features, heights, weights, hair textures, upper arms.

It’s the fall of mankind that resulted in a sin filled atmosphere

Love of glory can only create a great hero contempt of glory creates a great man.

One in four of us will have a mental illness at some point. That is a lot of people.

We must remember that Satan has his miracles, too.

Greater even than the greatest discovery is to keep open the way to future discovery.

You will have the highest of highs and the lowest of lows, just remember to always handle yourself with grace and dignity.

The inability to predict outliers implies the inability to predict the course of history

There are no rules that can bind you when you find your other half.

To the person in the bell jar, blank and stopped as a dead baby, the world itself is a bad dream.