You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

In the final analysis it is between you and God, it was never between you and them anyway.

I have no regrets from my past only pride over how far I have come to be the person I am today and hope that tomorrow I will be even better.

We also have a program in place for low income people. A family of four making $26, 000 a year can receive medical coverage, irrespective of citizenship or what documents.

It is predictable that God will take care of us. What's unpredictable is how he will do it.

For you cannot have gentility without paying for it.

If I set for myself a task, be it so trifling, I shall see it through. How else shall I have confidence in myself to do important things?

We're a heart attack away from losing the right to bear arms.

Let's not fall into the trap of thinking that all of our Muslim American neighbors in this country are somehow our enemies here. They are our first line of defense.

Lovers needn't always agree, anymore than poetry need always rhyme.

We need to reduce or at least limit U.S. demand for oil as quickly as possible, and we need to develop new technologies that can further help address our addiction to oil in the future.