You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

My spirit is healthy, yes. But I tell you, my flesh is healthy too. I am enlightened and free, but I am also lustful and carnal.

To travel across Spain and finally to reach Barcelona is like drinking a respectable red wine and finishing up with a bottle of champagne.

THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD!!!!

The only fear I have is that I will wake up one day and nobody will allow me to do films. This is a fear every actor has.

Every noble life becomes a revelation of the spirit which the love and joy of mankind cannot let perish from remembrance.

Education [is] not an end in itself but [is] the first step in a progress which should continue during a lifetime.

When one ceases from conflict, whether because he has won, because he has lost, or because he cares no more for the game, the virtue passes out of him.

It's ironic, isn't it? Our goal was great. Our path was dark.

It's hard to articulate what everybody else is feeling.

No, I knew when I was doing theater in New York that this was what I was supposed to be doing.