You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

It is easy to be conspicuously 'compassionate' if others are being forced to pay the cost.

Surround yourself with people who move you, motivate you and mobilize you.

In joy or sadness flowers are our constant friends.

Life is too short because we die.

[Science is] an imaginative adventure of the mind seeking truth in a world of mystery.

I testify of the renewing power of God's love and the miracle of His grace. His concern is for the faith at which you finally arrive, not the hour of the day in which you got there.

If we don't save the oceans, if we don't do something about what we're doing to the oceans, as well as the planet at large, we're going to be really sorry.

[In] 2029, I think, computers will match and exceed human intelligence in the ways we're now superior, like being funny, where we still have an edge.

In reality there are no others, and -helping yourself you help everybody else.

Since the beginning of the Movement, lesbianism has been a kind of code word for female resistance.