You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

I believe one should never invalidate another, even if you don't agree. No one is ever 100% right or 100% wrong. There is always some measure of truth on both sides." - L. R. W. Lee

It never ceases to amaze me: the things people care about.

The fact is, when it comes to economic leadership, the Republicans have nothing to brag about. This isn't what the American people want. They want to see progress that works for them.

Not a word of my writing has ever been changed by another person's hands, and I don't think many screenwriters can say that.

It's my feeling that any writer can get an emotion into a story without being sentimental as long as the emotion is dealt with honestly, with sufficient clarity, and detail.

In the earliest ages science was poetry, as in the later poetry has become science.

For I have been a man, and that means to have been a fighter.

There aren't many people in our history who have so completely surrendered themselves to a mission that they would give up their lives for it.

The best way to uplift our own lives is to do all we can to uplift the lives of others.

I've never known of Wal-Mart to be a good neighbor in any town it's ever moved into.