You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think all the walks I want to take all the books I want to read and all the friends I want to see.

Worship the music, not the musicians.

When you have big dreams, you’re going to have big challenges. If you were an average person you would have average problems.

Excellence is the gradual result of always striving to do better.

The thrill is to keep envisioning what can be.

When you're managing a large number of people, you learn that incentives matter tremendously. You really want people to be rewarded for doing the right thing for the customers and the organization.

Space is hard - but worth it. We will persevere and move forward together.

Justification by faith is the key to eliminating racism.

I'm building on purpose. I'm building that tipping point. I'm building that law of diffusion of innovation.

Maybe if I could ever be a successful comedian then I could be an example that Christians can also have fun.