You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

This world is not here for you

Stand together yet not too near together:For the pillars of the temples stand apart, And the oak tree and the cypress grow not in each others shadow.

Like a rock, standing arrow straight. Like a rock, charging from the gate.

Because scientists know that all human beings do not age at the same rate, biological age is measured by how well one's physiological systems are functioning.

We are supposed to forgive everyone; everyone includes ourselves.

There's too much money and too many nice guys around.

And I do not want anymore to be useful, to be docile, to lead / children out of the fields into the text / of civility, to teach them that they are (they are not) better than the grass.

There is no jewel in the world so valuable as a chaste and virtuous woman.

Savour your existence. Live every moment. Do not waste a breath.

I found that things weren't going well upstairs. Carter was a crumpled heap of chicken warrior on the slope of the pyramid.