You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

The priceless gifts (life, love, joy, goodness, family, nature) are freely given by the Creator.

Acknowledging the important role of the emotions in health and illness, medicine must reexamine its concepts of disease causation.

I hope you don't mind spending so much time with me, " Jett said. "I promise to be good, and I won't be too hard on you." His tone oozed amusement as he added, "Unless you want me to.

I think we need to have more women in the Republican Party talking about what it is were trying to do for families.

The way God has been thought of for thousands of years is no longer convincing; if anything is dead, it can only be the traditional thought of God.

We are not going to succeed because Taliban are masters of guerrilla warfare

My heart is broken in the face of the stupidity of my species.

I would have liked to personally have prosecuted Scott Peterson.

Let Pirelli's / Miracle Elixir / Activate your roots, sir... Keep it off your boots, sir- / Eats right through. Yes, get Pirelli's! / Use a bottle of it! / Ladies seem to love it... Flies do, too!

Have the moral courage to be a light for others to follow.