You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

Funny how the most beautiful people in the world aren't always the types to gloss the covers of magazines and yet most people spend their lives trying to turn heads.

I dont want to work on a musical if Im not the lyricist.

What Marxism calls atheism is basically the negation of an idol, which sometimes bears the name of God.

I cant save you, you have to save yourself.

We're so different. You're an intellectual. I'm an idiot." "Don't say that," I yelled. "You're not an idiot, you stupid idiot.

We would need less gun control if we had better birth control.

I've always thought of my own mind as an unruly parliament, with a feeble leader, with crazy extremist factions.

We're focused on doing one thing incredibly well. If you look at other companies, all of these companies are doing a lot of different things but we're still, as we grow, doing exactly one thing.

The felonious five in their Supreme Court decision never said Gore did anything improperly in Florida.

The American Revolution was a vindication of liberties inherited and possessed. It was a conservative revolution.