You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

I like dramas and stuff. That's what I watch, but it seems weird that I'd be in it.

I love to read, I love to watch movies, and I love to be with my children.

If I were an antiquarian, I would have eyes only for old stuff, but I am a historian. Therefore, I love life.

I needed a break... from myself.

The next time you interfere with me, more than smoke will interfere with you.

Stop focusing on what's wrong with everyone else and start focusing on how blessed you are.

When Neil played for me, he ran his legs off. (on Neil Lennon)

To me, there's two types of songs, good and bad. And I just like to stick with the good ones.

Humble because of knowledge; mighty by sacrifice.

Few can remember clearly when innocence came to a sudden end, the moment at which we ask for the first time: Am I loved?