You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

Bear in mind that humility is not timidity.

There is a kind of victory in good work no matter how humble.

Bjork is a very original, interesting person. I like her very much.

O be very sure That no man will learn anything at all, Unless he first will learn humility.

I had gained a greater appreciation of hearing the concerns of woman, doctors, and so many others.

He who is not aware of his ignorance will be only misled by his knowledge.

New research shows that emotions have a separate system of nerve pathways, through the limbic system to the cortex, allowing emotional signals to avoid conscious control.

When we appreciate something, that means we have allowed ourselves to relax and take it in.

It would probably astound each of them beyond measure to be let into his neighbor's mind and to find how different the scenery there was from that in his own.