You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

When I was born I was loved and feared, people played with me but I never played with them. I loved them.

Most scars are destined long before they are experienced. Healing is however, a choice,

If you are always worried about the outcomes of your future, then it's time to surround yourself with the right people who would push you harder than you have ever pushed yourself.

I believe in forgiveness I believe in trying to work with people.

When you are laboring for others, let it be with the same zeal as if it were for yourself.

This woman's work is exceptional. Too bad she's not a man.

Perhaps first and foremost is the challenge of taking what I find as a reader and making it into a poem that, primarily, has to be a plausible poem in English.

Advice is offensive, it shows us that we are known to others as well as to ourselves.

And no relationship is perfect, ever. There are always some ways you have to bend, to compromise, to give something up in order to gain something greater.

Private companies have a lot of capital. They can run things efficiently and get projects built.