You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

Hope wins over experience every time.

He wanted to crumple her up and toss her from his mind like a scrap piece of paper filled with nonsensical doodles or dissonant words that formed unbalanced rhymes. Yet, he refused throw her away.

Our culture has more to gain from inner stillness than incessant pushing.

Think like a man of action act like a man of thought.

I've worked a lot with Noah Baumbach, and he doesn't make it easy to like his characters, but the stories are funny and witty and there's an edge to that kind of humanity.

I am a part of all whom I have met.

When you do not recognize the wrongs of the past, the future takes its revenge. -Author forgotten

It is merely a metaphor to call competition competitive war, or simply, war. The function of battle is destruction; of competition, construction.

Follow your breathing, dwell mindfully on your steps, and soon you will find your balance.

I didn't grow up thinking, 'Oh, maybe someday I'm going to have a shoe named after me.'