You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

Bitterness gives ill-health and waste life.Gratefulness leads to good health and happy life.

The poor serve the elite, and they have too much fear to stop. So the poor get poorer, and the elite stay safe and powerful.

The goal is to make something that sounds new and different.

They say that love is always blind and that explains so much, young lovers always seem so prone to use their sense of touch.

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view.

Jesus taught that the mark of the Christian is the observable love shown among all true believers.

Being named among the best is special and beautiful. But if there are no titles, nothing is won.

If you are giving back, you took too much.

Jesus did not come to change the mind of God about humanity; Jesus came to change the mind of humanity about God