You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

Write from your heart, write with blood and courage.

A writer creates many lives, changes lives, and with that lives forever.

I am older and have more control over my empathy,' said Qwan. 'That's why I didn't throw up.' And having said that, he threw up.

I'd stood my ground against him. I wasn't going to jump when he said jump. I was more likely to give him the finger.

Be passionate. If you are passionate, you will ultimately succeed.

Children, being small and weak, have little market value.

You cannot invent an algorithm that is as good at recommending books as a good bookseller.

As a director, I try not to implement a way for working, for every single actor, across the board. I try to work with each one, on an individual basis.

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great-but how to laugh through it.

I have changed my mind. You can help cook by standing in a corner and not touching anything. Do it carefully. -Nick to Jamie