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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes: You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.
         

You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.


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