You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

Decided knowledge is not called ‘knowledge’. Decided knowledge is called Principle.

What I have always found amazing is that God can use our bad choices to still get us right where He intended us to be.

I can't deal with someone wanting to take a relationship backward or needing space or cheating on you. It's a conscious thing it's a common-sense thing.

Kenny Burrell is overall the greatest guitarist in the world and he's my favorite.

It's easier to be conformist naturally; it's easier except for those who don't like conformism.

Every fiction has its base in fact.

I don't have to go around trying to save everybody anymore; that's not my job.

That which, perhaps, hears more nonsense than anything in the world, is a picture in a museum.

This conviction brought me, in the summer of 1978, to the Free Trade Unions - formed by a group of courageous and dedicated people who came out in the defense of the workers' rights and dignity.

I don't actually like explaining the meanings of my songs, because I think people can take away more from it if they use their imagination.