You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

I'm collecting for God. Can you spare a smile?

The present is precious gift.The past cannot be replayed.The future is no guarantee.Live in the present.

For what religion has never had sects? Rest assured, Extremism is always the derrière.

Fiction must convince our bodies for it to have any chance of convincing our minds.

There is a way of being wrong which is also sometimes necessarily right.

As happy a man as any in the world, for the whole world seems to smile upon me!

Poverty is the deprivation of opportunity.

Compassion is the most necessary ingredient in all relationships. Everything depends on it.

Such compositions, line and color ideas, such wonders come into my mind and have stuck! - They will this time be dismissed only by being painted out.

Listen in silence because if your heart is full of other things you cannot hear the voice of God