You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

Saying sorry doesn't mean there isn't guilt & forgiving doesn't mean that the pain is gone.

I think the job of the artist is to remind people of what they have chosen to forget.

I still think about that one Jamiroquai video a lot.

Maturity is reached the day we don't need to be lied to about anything.

It's better to have a pocket full of regrets than to never have lived.

That man made me miss my destiny.

You dont need to convince everyone. All you need to do is motivate people who choose to follow you.

Our language and literature are without a doubt Britain's greatest contribution to the cultural heritage of the world.

Releasing Linux versions has always been a matter of higher code quality, good software architecture, and technical interest for the platform.

The Madcap Heiress, isn't that what the papers usually call her? Millions of dollars and no sense.