You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

Stop now and decide to never worry again about what others think about you.

True, lasting peace comes not through stamping out the ignorance of others, but through cultivating acceptance with ourselves.

Love comes softly, it cannot be forced...cannot bear the weight of our expectations. Love always comes in the surrender - in the falling.

[Scientific testing] can't determine how the mind will tolerate pain in a race. Sometimes, I say, 'Today I can die.'

The idea of public reason has to do with how questions should be decided, but it doesn't tell you what are the good reasons or correct decisions.

The photobook occupies that deep area between the novel and the film.

Self-esteem is as necessary to the spirit as food is to the body.

It is difficult at times to repress the thought that history is about as instructive as an abattoir.

Seeing, feeling, thinking, believing - these are the stages of how we change our style on the outside and our self-image on the inside.

If a man has his throat cut in Paris, it's a murder. If 50,000 people are murdered in the east, it is a question.