You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

Cry when you have to and laugh when you must.

Artists are the antennae of the race but the bullet-headed many will never learn to trust the great artists.

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold.

I'm a bad dater - I'm just not good at it. It's so weird dating in this town. It's like high school. I get a lot of people who have their publicist call my agent to ask, 'Is she dating anyone?'

I've always had a hunger for realizing myself through my career.

I learned early on how to treat women by the examples that were set around me.

We aren't leveraging this great economic engine, the strongest economy in the world. And yet we have this totally weak response. We import $500 billion a year more in products than we export.

When I stood up there as a pinch hitter, I honestly believed I was the best hitter in the game. That's the only attitude to have.

When you are happy, when you are laughing, when you are loving, the radiance of your Soul shines through, and all are lifted by it.

I was an art history major, but never specifically contemporary. I would say where I really stopped were the abstract expressionists in the New York school.