You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

To be calm and compassionate you need courage and conviction.

If u can't say the truth, don't lie...

Jealousy is never satisfied with anything short of omniscience that would detect the subtlest fold in the heart.

Anyone who believes that we can afford collectively what we cannot afford individually is delusional.

I'm not a conservative or a free market advocate or a Republican because, you know, I want people to like me.

I'm always so surprised when people fill their homes up with stuff.

Chin up, shoulders back. Let ‘em know you’re here. #ProudOfWhoYouAre

It's not subtle or restrained. It's not any of the things you like to think apply to your acting.

Responsibility, I believe, accrues through privilege.

I have a ranch, which is my favorite place in the world.