You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

Cities get built out of poet's dreams.

Devices which in some curious new way imitate nature are attractive to simple minds.

Wake up early, do your best, practice self-care, and finish strong.

The world is full of haters

I've enjoyed the conversations that we've had. [Donald Trump] is somebody who I think is not lacking in confidence.

I was no Marie Antoinette. I was not born to nobility, but I had a human right to nobility.

I say to people, keep it simple. If you want to change your food, change your breakfast.

People wanted to see Rey Mysterio and PsIcosis in a match, and we had such a great chemistry. I don't think there was anyone at that time who could match what we were bringing to the table.

This is the course of every evil deed, that, propagating still it brings forth evil.