You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

When a lady isn't perfect, she's a lot more perfect, I believe. - Mack

There is no difference between being an artist and being in love.

I thank God that I wasn't born perfect.

It's so unique. Wilson Park is just such a gem. It's in a convenient location.

I love seeing guys on the worst possible day and watching them scramble.

Everything I own has some significance to me.

That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife.

There is no better reason in life for you to something than because you love it.

I grew. Going outside my comfort zone is a big one for me.

In standup, you don't have anything near you except a microphone.