You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

A turbulent history has taught Chinese leaders that not every problem has a solution and that too great an emphasis on total mastery over specific events could upset the harmony of the universe.

The expression of your heart is beating beneath your fears

I don't think there's anything out there I can be afraid of.

The mark of a top player is not how much he wins when he is winning but how he handles his losses.

Believing that you're enough is what gives you the courage to be authentic.

There is exchange of all things for fire and of fire for all things, as there is of wares for gold and of gold for wares.

My mum dated a guy from Liverpool. The Liverpool fans made up a song that she 'loves Scouse c*ck'

The Muslim Brotherhood is a global movement whose members cooperate with each other throughout the world, based on the same religious worldview - the spread of Islam, until it rules the world.

For the Jedi, there is no emotion; there is peace.

The assumption of merit is easier, less embarrassing, and more effectual than the actual attainment of it.