You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

Life is much shorter than I imagined it to be.

A master of improvised speech and improvised policies.

I think that in human evolution it has never been as necessary to have this substance LSD. It is just a tool to turn us into what we are supposed to be.

I hate using the word coagulant.

I think Donald Trump understood that there are many millions of people in America, the working middle class, who are really hurting. They are in pain.

If I see anything remotely like a telcom-run faster internet that you have to pay more to get preferential traffic on, I'm out folks. I've seen this story before, I ran an ISP back in the late 90s.

Sometimes just the facts of the matter make it interesting.

The system is broken, and we can fix it. It's not hard. We just have to do the work.

Laugh with people laughing, cry with people crying, but don't fall into the river of world illusion. Stay on the banks.