You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

The difference between the poet and the mathematician is that the poet tries to get his head into the heavens while the mathematician tries to get the heavens into his head.

Every man with a bellyful of the classics is an enemy to the human race

When justice is prioritized by any leader at any level then to give justice to the citizenry will always be at the back of the mind of such a leader.

Maggie wasn't without her concerns, though. "What if he's crazy?""Yeah, that's a definite possibility, " he agreed."What if he's not your type?""Then we'll only hook up in dark places.

Affectation is a greater enemy to the face than smallpox.

I approach fashion as an evolution. It's always changing. As you know, sometimes it changes in three months.

An old dog barks not in vain.

Who needs a handbag? I put my money in my bra.

The way to grow strong in Christ is to become weak in yourself.

Do what you think is right and let the law catch up.