You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah Bubba's barn.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

the meeting between ignorance and knowledge, between brutality and culture - it begins in the dignity with which we treat the dead

The luckiest generation in a country is always the one which has never went through any war in their lifetimes!

Racism is ridiculous no matter where it's coming from.

I have always found that Angels have the vanity to speak of themselves as the only wise.

There is an interview given by [ Jean-Paul] Sartre in the USA where he is asked what the future of French literature is, and he replies that the next great writer of the future is [Albert] Camus.

You started rapping when you wasn't good at basketball. I started rapping because I needed Adderall.

Too many kids today are playing major league ball and don't belong there.

I am a Gemini and can adapt to most atmospheres. You get two for the price of one when you are a Gemini.

I'm a little bit of an amateur political junkie.

I do not suggest that you should not have an open mind ... but don't keep your mind so open that your brains fall out.