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You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.


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That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.



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Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.



If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.



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You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.



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