You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

You don’t exist in the past or in the future. You only exist in the present moment.

It's clever, but is it art?

Niagara Falls is a magnificent fall of dancing, singing, glowing, and flowing liquid love that exists to reconnect broken hearts.

We tend to select top men for their character and capacity, then overload them according to their willingness.

Artificial Intelligence is creating a mind, hopefully as pure a mind as possible, for a computer.

I shall drink no #‎ wine before it's time! OK, it's time.

Can love be controll'd by advice?

The best defence against bullshit is vigilance. So if you smell something, say something.

I love performing live, especially when I get in the zone. But the studio is really becoming a place I have grown to love.

What's the orbital velocity of the moon?