You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

If we really want to learn how to forgive, perhaps we had better start with something easier than the Gestapo.

I think we have to stop using the expression "alt-right." It's ridiculous. It's racist, fascist, nationalist.

We must all work together in order to save the environment and the world that we live in from further change.

I put a tremendous amount of pressure on myself. I felt like I shouldn't have to audition for anything and all that. And that energy did not serve me at all.

The United Nations is the greatest fraud in history. Its purpose is to destroy the United States.

I'm free of hypochondria-- although I've got everything else.

As we grow in higher consciousness, we discover that it is more important to be the right person then to find the right person.

We can't always make life work. But we can always draw near to God. There is a different way to approach our problems. There is a NEW WAY to live.

When you concentrate on agriculture and industry and are frugal in expenditures, Heaven cannot impoverish your state.

A good rule of angling philosophy is not to interfere with any fishermans ways of being happy, unless you want to be hated.