You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

Love comforteth like sunshine after rain.

A great teacher will invite every student to learn and to participate and inspire more and more learning.

Giving back feeds the heart

When you’re comfortable and content with who you are, the voices of others who try and define, control or direct you are not important.

Apathetic people sit back and wait for things to get better before they move. Radical people make things get better, by how they move.

Lack of ornamentation is a sign of spiritual strength.

I think that we, as monkeys, want to live in smaller groups. It's very scary when we're all - as wonderful as it is - connected.

The most important thing is what you already do. It's being authentic. It's being curious, trying to discover gifts.

We can grow good wheat and make good bread only if we understand that we do not live by bread alone.

A victory is twice itself when the achiever brings home full numbers.