You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

Hope is the light in your being which enlightens your heart and makes it ready to sing.

Start planning from your internal or spiritual view of things. The external view always has a way of distorting, discouraging and limiting your dream.

A master is one who can effortlessly alternate between a free mind and a controlled mind.

The thing is, any time anyone invades anyone on stage, the invader always looks really bad no matter what point they're proving - obviously that applies to myself too.

I am not a person who is particularly patient with anyone so I am certainly not going to be patient with myself I think.

The art of reading is the art of adopting the pace the author has set. Some books are fast and some are slow, but no book can be understood if it is taken at the wrong speed.

In life, do you ever really know if you're missing an opportunity? No, you really don't.

The only problems I've ever had with being honest is telling people how I feel about them or saying how I feel about other people.

Bold clean energy action is needed to stave off a climate hostile to human life.

My art side is free and there are no strings attached.