You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

Today, childhood is trying to find his future in the trash.

A good reputation is more valuable than money.

If you don't trust the roots of the modern music in Africa, then there's hope for that music at all.

And everything that comes out of my mouth is gonna be repeated in two-sentence-long bites for the next years of my life. Certain words travel far and wide.

Until all Africans stand and speak as free human beings, equal in the eyes of the Almighty; until that day, the African continent shall not know peace.

Sometimes just getting up in the morning and standing at the gate can bring the gate down.

An injustice is tolerable only when it is necessary to avoid an even greater injustice.

The Holy Book of the living God suffers more from its exponents today than from its opponents.

No one can say I married my husband for his money. I married him because he's a beautiful art object.

There's no end to the absurd things people will do trying to make life mean something.