You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

Experience can be a great teacher.

I think the idea of embodying the physical presence of a character is the same on stage and screen. There are just different levels of expression to keep in mind for each platform.

To see great actors bring it all to life us exhilerating

The most momentous and far-reaching question ever brought to issue on this continent was: Shall France remain here, or shall she not?

Humor needs to come in under cover of darkness, in disguise, and surprise people.

Disappointment is the gap that exists between expectation and reality.

but his eyes were too dark for her to make out any spark in them

People received, affirmed and experienced grace in many different forms.

That's all you have to ask from yourself writing a book. That it's the best you can do and that you did it without any ego involved and that you did it for somebody else. That's the best you can do.

I love borders. August is the border between summer and autumn; it is the most beautiful month I know.