You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

When we hear our souls speak, we are free.

You don't want someone who can't tell the difference between having a different opinion and dismissing your opinion.

I'm a hypocrite, of course, and I live with that, but I live.

My memories are not of time but of times.

Certainly one of the most enthralling things about human life is the recognition that we live in what, for practical purposes, is a universe without bounds.

When you die, do you want to feel ashamed of what you've done with your life? Feel ashamed of what your life meant?

After one is right with God and pleases God, the next most important thing in all the world is to be right with one's own father and mother.

I'm excited to go study and read and immerse myself in something.

There's a lot of great strikers in the business but no one should ever forget about Chuck Liddell.

I may boldly speak In right, though proud oppression will not hear me!