You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

The music lets me see the story but the story doesn't let me write the words.

My luck for this year depends on one word. It's called work!

I wish I knew how to quit you, political jokers

The Union, which can alone insure internal peace, and external security to each State, Must and Shall be Preserved, cost what it may in time, treasure, and blood.

I'm trying my hardest to get you so wrapped up in me you never leave.

I consider adversity being good sometimes you know.

No matter how hard you work to bring yourself up, there's someone out there working just as hard, to put you down.

I come from an everyday middle class family in India. The film industry reached us only through our television sets and cinema halls.

Directors tend to be more underrated than overrated because it's a quiet job and people don't really understand it.

Some people don't listen to my music because they say that I am an artist. And some don't want to go to my gallery shows, because they say I am a musician.